ANOTHER THING ON THE INTERNET TO LOOK AT

peachinbeantown:

This is a thing? Of course it’s a thing. Bravo, Emerson.

For the non-Emersonians, today we all received an extremely succinct and pithy email from Andrew Tiedemann that read as follows:

Subject: Director of Public Safety

George Noonan is no longer the Director of Public Safety for Emerson College. Scott Bornstein will handle the director’s duties in the immediate future.

How ominous, A. Tiedz! Apparently, Noonan also found out about his firing from an email. Hopefully it was a little longer than the one we all got.

We’ll miss you, Noonan. Thanks for enforcing the no-smoking-under-the-ahhhchway rule. You made the LB archway a safe space for all the squares who fear the effects of secondhand smoke (read: like 3% of the Emerson population).

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Just because i’m an “adult” and i’ll have a “degree” soon

GPOY doing depressing history homework on your boyfriend’s kitchen floor, reading “heart of darkness”, because although he’s also doing homework, it is in another room, and is for his comedy screenwriting class, and the laughter at his own jokes is jarringly distracting while i read about the dark side of european colonization.

on another note, happy valentine’s day!

haiku

• the first day of school
• in a new major, feel like
• i made the right choice

• i am nasaly
• if only sudafed gave
• superhuman gifts

• biddie next to me
• seems quite cold in spite of her
• black northface fleece coat

• then matt made chili
• it was so spicy that my
• nasal canals cleared

• but then like herpes
• the cold symptoms resurfaced
• thank god for cough drops

• narraganset beer
• the famous, made on honor
• and sold on merit.