within the span of 6 minutes, i finally felt the christmas cheer. ready to n64 my face off this holiday season. can’t believe the nintendo av cables go for $2.75 on ebay with free shipping. merry christmas to all.
(naturally, the note bianca enclosed with her generous $3 paypal gift read “Thanks for sucking my dick real nice”. what a cheapskate.)
Making Pokemon Snap Really Offensive: Part 2
hi, i'm mary-kate. i initially got on tumblr as a wide-eyed freshman to post sunny photos i took in my everyday life, but now i'm still here on this website at 22, reblogging memes and using phrases like "reblogging memes". the internet is fucking weird, and we love it, don't we? oh, yes we do.
about me? i'm a slacker in college--excuse me, i mean senior in college--and waitress extraordinaire*. i like most people, so that means i probably like you, statistically speaking. i am a communication studies major at emerson college who would rather mediate conflicts than publicize relations. i think that it's not about the destination, but the journey. that's why i expand my brain with the Metro crossword during my daily public transportation endeavors. i almost always thank the bus driver when i get off the bus, but never thank the T conductor. i mean, he doesn't even have to steer the thing.
*"extraordinaire" is the french word for "spilly and forgetful" right?
