Molly: There was a girl in my school named Sha’Purple.
Me: Are you fucking serious. Sha’Purple.
Molly: Yeah. She kinda looked like Precious.
Me: Yeah, I inferred that from her name.
i don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed of this screencap via my roommate.
why did i have to rediscover Blingee tonight?
2:01 AM: the hip allston bar Molly and i are chillin out at turns out the lights to signify last call for big macs n fries
hi, i'm mary-kate. i initially got on tumblr as a wide-eyed freshman to post sunny photos i took in my everyday life, but now i'm still here on this website at 22, reblogging memes and using phrases like "reblogging memes". the internet is fucking weird, and we love it, don't we? oh, yes we do.
about me? i'm a slacker in college--excuse me, i mean senior in college--and waitress extraordinaire*. i like most people, so that means i probably like you, statistically speaking. i am a communication studies major at emerson college who would rather mediate conflicts than publicize relations. i think that it's not about the destination, but the journey. that's why i expand my brain with the Metro crossword during my daily public transportation endeavors. i almost always thank the bus driver when i get off the bus, but never thank the T conductor. i mean, he doesn't even have to steer the thing.
*"extraordinaire" is the french word for "spilly and forgetful" right?
