The Urban Legend Drinking Game

Note: As Ross and I are watching Urban Legend & making this we are totally sober, but someone should try this out and tell us how it turned out. If you get alcohol poisoning it’s not my fault, it’s Tara Reid’s.

“OMG I totally didn’t mean to kill that 9-year-old while I was talking on my cell phone and swerving around a stopped car into the left lane! He’s in my prayers yall”

1. Drink every time Tara Reid does anything vaguely sexual, or any time she references her (or her mother’s) superstitious beliefs

2. Drink whenever an urban legend is referenced.

3. Drink every time NATALIE (dumb redhead Lauren Ambrose wannabe) listens to her whiny sad girl music (*drink double if it’s through her headphones while her goth roommate is having sex*)

4. Drink for every mention of “frat boy”

5. Drink every time Rebecca Gayheart. (interpret that however you want.)

6. Drink every time the dude who looks like our pal Ben Hicks  looks like our pal Ben Hicks

7. Drink whenever lady-cop Reese speaks in ebonics or is completely inept at being a campus safety officer. (SERIOUSLY, WHY IS SHE THE ONLY CAMPUS POLICE OFFICER? ESPECIALLY WHEN THESE KIDS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES? WTF? ON SUPPOSEDLY “THE SAFEST CAMPUS IN AMERICA”? but i digress because if we were to go into plot holes and technical problems with this movie we’d be here ~all night long~)

8. Drink every time Jared Leto acts like he’s too good for the lines he’s saying, or whenever his character gets defensive about being *the best journalist ever*

9. Drink every time someone dies, duh.

10. Drink for every unnecessary cut to Natalie entering or exiting a building on campus. *Drink double if it’s an especially unnecessary shot*

11. Drink when Jordan Catalano Jared Leto says: “I don’t buy it… I don’t know if I EVER bought it.” Drink again as he drops the mic and walks the hell away from Fatalie

12. Drink when Dean Adams says the phrase “shacked up with some girl… or some guy… or a faaaarm animal,” which is by far the most insane line in this movie.

13. Drink every time lightning strikes (caution: this happens hilariously often and once you notice it you can’t un-notice it)

14. Howl, chug, scream, finish your beer, smash it on your head, etc, during the scene in which the killer is revealed. And what a scene it is… “DING DING DING DING DING”

This movie is fucking ridiculous. Such a treasure. Enjoy. Drink responsibly, or not at all. Doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy this shit.