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The Urban Legend Drinking Game

Note: As Ross and I are watching Urban Legend & making this we are totally sober, but someone should try this out and tell us how it turned out. If you get alcohol poisoning it’s not my fault, it’s Tara Reid’s.

“OMG I totally didn’t mean to kill that 9-year-old while I was talking on my cell phone and swerving around a stopped car into the left lane! He’s in my prayers yall”

1. Drink every time Tara Reid does anything vaguely sexual, or any time she references her (or her mother’s) superstitious beliefs

2. Drink whenever an urban legend is referenced.

3. Drink every time NATALIE (dumb redhead Lauren Ambrose wannabe) listens to her whiny sad girl music (*drink double if it’s through her headphones while her goth roommate is having sex*)

4. Drink for every mention of “frat boy”

5. Drink every time Rebecca Gayheart. (interpret that however you want.)

6. Drink every time the dude who looks like our pal Ben Hicks  looks like our pal Ben Hicks

7. Drink whenever lady-cop Reese speaks in ebonics or is completely inept at being a campus safety officer. (SERIOUSLY, WHY IS SHE THE ONLY CAMPUS POLICE OFFICER? ESPECIALLY WHEN THESE KIDS ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES? WTF? ON SUPPOSEDLY “THE SAFEST CAMPUS IN AMERICA”? but i digress because if we were to go into plot holes and technical problems with this movie we’d be here ~all night long~)

8. Drink every time Jared Leto acts like he’s too good for the lines he’s saying, or whenever his character gets defensive about being *the best journalist ever*

9. Drink every time someone dies, duh.

10. Drink for every unnecessary cut to Natalie entering or exiting a building on campus. *Drink double if it’s an especially unnecessary shot*

11. Drink when Jordan Catalano Jared Leto says: “I don’t buy it… I don’t know if I EVER bought it.” Drink again as he drops the mic and walks the hell away from Fatalie

12. Drink when Dean Adams says the phrase “shacked up with some girl… or some guy… or a faaaarm animal,” which is by far the most insane line in this movie.

13. Drink every time lightning strikes (caution: this happens hilariously often and once you notice it you can’t un-notice it)

14. Howl, chug, scream, finish your beer, smash it on your head, etc, during the scene in which the killer is revealed. And what a scene it is… “DING DING DING DING DING”

This movie is fucking ridiculous. Such a treasure. Enjoy. Drink responsibly, or not at all. Doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy this shit.

The “Cruel Intentions” Drinking Game (Part of Official Ryan Phillipe Week)

1. Drink every time Sebastian tries to be a real human with good intentions

2. “NUDIE PICK-SHURRRS!” - Drink for this gem of a Tara Reid line.

3. Drink every time Mai-Lee is on screen.*

4. Drink when SMG touches her cocaine cross

5. INCEST!

*Just IMDB’d to find out the correct spelling of Mai-Lee’s name

***WORK IN PROG uPD8ING AS WE THINK OF MORE RULES**** (only 20 minz in @ the moment)

Proudly Presenting: The “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Drinking Game

1. Drink when anyone says any variation of the word “fish” or mentions fish in any way. (ie. “fishing”, “don’t you like your red snapper?” “FISHERMAN, HUH?” etc.)

2. Drink whenever you see a fish.

3.* Drink whenever you are confused about the minor details of the plot.

Guaranteed to get you shitted! Brought to you by Mary-Kate and Ross, who have not yet tested this game — you’ve been warned.

(*This is the rule that will fuck you up the most.)

Tonight we’re creating a Beetlejuice drinking game

RULES (updated as we think of them)

1. Drink for every Alec Baldwin ass shot

2. Drink every time Geena Davis’ character thinks about her infertility

3. Drink when you see that dog that eventually kills them

4. Drink whenever they read from or reference the Handbook for the Recently Deceased

5. Drink during Catherine O’Hara’s first entrance/the playing of her theme

6. Drink during Winona Ryder’s first entrance/the playing of her theme

7. Drink if anyone brings up Jeffrey Jones’ kiddie porn arrest

8. Drink every time Catherine O’Hara is amazing and campy

9. Drink when Otho says the line, “Deliver me from L.L. Bean.”

10. Drink every time anyone enters the alternate reality with the sandworms

11. Drink when the grandma from Mars Attacks! is on screen

12. Drink when the hanging-up guy that got run over by a truck fits into the little slot they made for him, the nook

13. Drink whenever Mary-Kate says the line before the character does

14. Drink whenever anyone says “BEETLEJUICE” three times, duh

15. Drink when Beetlejuice says “NICE FUCKIN MODEL” and grabs his crotch.

(more to come)