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- December 27 2011 | 777 Notes - Read More →
(Source: alyssaashleydawn, via funnyassstuff)
Pretty sure I want to bitch slap all these mofo’s and break their Iphones that I bet they got after they probably cussed...
WTS super spoilt
motherfucking bitches. to @seanMcmaster1: well, yes. “fuck you mom and dad” for having such an ungrateful bastard.
I just… I don’t even… really you guys?
#firstworldidiots
please tell me this isn’t serious
^i feel your pain ):
Lol. Spolied dumbasses what is happening to our generation ughhhh
i would join this hunt in a heartbeat
hi, i'm mary-kate. i initially got on tumblr as a wide-eyed freshman to post sunny photos i took in my everyday life, but now i'm still here on this website at 22, reblogging memes and using phrases like "reblogging memes". the internet is fucking weird, and we love it, don't we? oh, yes we do.
about me? i'm a slacker in college--excuse me, i mean senior in college--and waitress extraordinaire*. i like most people, so that means i probably like you, statistically speaking. i am a communication studies major at emerson college who would rather mediate conflicts than publicize relations. i think that it's not about the destination, but the journey. that's why i expand my brain with the Metro crossword during my daily public transportation endeavors. i almost always thank the bus driver when i get off the bus, but never thank the T conductor. i mean, he doesn't even have to steer the thing.
*"extraordinaire" is the french word for "spilly and forgetful" right?