(Source: alyssadawnheighway, via funnyassstuff)
- December 27 2011 | 790 Notes - Read More →
(Source: alyssadawnheighway, via funnyassstuff)
Pretty sure I want to bitch slap all these mofo’s and break their Iphones that I bet they got after they probably cussed...
WTS super spoilt
motherfucking bitches. to @seanMcmaster1: well, yes. “fuck you mom and dad” for having such an ungrateful bastard.
I just… I don’t even… really you guys?
#firstworldidiots
please tell me this isn’t serious
^i feel your pain ):
Lol. Spolied dumbasses what is happening to our generation ughhhh
i would join this hunt in a heartbeat
Whining bitches. I got an iPod for my birthday and I cried tears of joy.
hi, i'm mary-kate. i initially got on tumblr to post photos i took in my everyday life, but then i grew up and later spilled beer on my camera, so now i'm just here reblogging memes and using phrases like "reblogging memes". the internet is fucked up.
about me? i'm a 21-year-old senior in college and waitress extraordinaire*. i like most people, so that means i probably like you, statistically speaking. i think that it's not about the destination, but the journey. that's why i expand my brain with the Metro crossword during my daily public transportation endeavors. i almost always thank the bus driver when i get off the bus, but never thank the T conductor. i mean, he doesn't even have to steer the thing.
*"extraordinaire" is the french word for "spilly and forgetful" right?