within the span of 6 minutes, i finally felt the christmas cheer. ready to n64 my face off this holiday season. can’t believe the nintendo av cables go for $2.75 on ebay with free shipping. merry christmas to all.
(naturally, the note bianca enclosed with her generous $3 paypal gift read “Thanks for sucking my dick real nice”. what a cheapskate.)
hi, i'm mary-kate. i initially got on tumblr to post photos i took in my everyday life, but then i grew up and later spilled beer on my camera, so now i'm just here reblogging memes and using phrases like "reblogging memes". the internet is fucked up.
about me? i'm a 21-year-old senior in college and waitress extraordinaire*. i like most people, so that means i probably like you, statistically speaking. i think that it's not about the destination, but the journey. that's why i expand my brain with the Metro crossword during my daily public transportation endeavors. i almost always thank the bus driver when i get off the bus, but never thank the T conductor. i mean, he doesn't even have to steer the thing.
*"extraordinaire" is the french word for "spilly and forgetful" right?
