Just because i’m an “adult” and i’ll have a “degree” soon
doesn’t mean i’m going to stop making this kind of subject line when i email schoolwork-related things to my friends.

- December 14 2011 | 8 Notes - Read More →
doesn’t mean i’m going to stop making this kind of subject line when i email schoolwork-related things to my friends.

what are you doing...weekend are you in boston are we getting drunk and watching
hi, i'm mary-kate. i initially got on tumblr to post photos i took in my everyday life, but then i grew up and later spilled beer on my camera, so now i'm just here reblogging memes and using phrases like "reblogging memes". the internet is fucked up.
about me? i'm a 21-year-old senior in college and waitress extraordinaire*. i like most people, so that means i probably like you, statistically speaking. i think that it's not about the destination, but the journey. that's why i expand my brain with the Metro crossword during my daily public transportation endeavors. i almost always thank the bus driver when i get off the bus, but never thank the T conductor. i mean, he doesn't even have to steer the thing.
*"extraordinaire" is the french word for "spilly and forgetful" right?